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Best 2012 Election Humor

By Society & Culture & Entertainment Last updated Wednesday, April/17/2024

•Crazy Rick Santorum Quotes

"In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be." —Rick SantorumMore »

•Rick Santorum Jokes

Bill Maher: "Rick Santorum doesn’t like sex. He doesn’t like the pill. He really doesn’t like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on to prevent procreation, nothing works better that a sweater vest." Jay Leno: "Rick Santorum is so anti-gay, he doesn't even want pirates touching their own booty. Rick Santorum is so conservative that when he goes to KFC, he only orders the right wings. This guy is so anti-gay, he won't even eat a Hershey bar if it has nuts." –Jay LenoMore »

•Newt Gingrich Cartoons

A collection of the best editorial cartoons about former House Speaker Newt Gingrich's presidential campaign.More »

•Ron Paul Jokes

"Don't you think Ron Paul looks like one of those people they interview after every UFO sighting? ... He looks like a guy you'd keep overnight for observation.” –David LettermanMore »

•Herman Cain Jokes

"A woman claims she had a 13-year affair with Herman Cain. You know what that means? While he was fooling around with those four other women, he was cheating on his mistress." –Jay LenoMore »

•Rick Perry Jokes

"I'm worried about Rick Perry. For one, I'm worried that maybe he's too conservative. Two, I worry a little bit about his debating skills. And three, I — Oh, what was three?" -David LettermanMore »

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