Unsurprising News on Communists and Pot

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Communist sympathizers and Obamian potheads will deny the validity of recent reports that Commies get their jollies feeding opponents to ravenous dogs and that marijuana can become a gateway drug even for toddlers but, then again, that confused lot rarely touch base with truth and reality.

The maniacal, baby-faced dictator of the people's paradise of North Korea is proving that baby faces are not always indicative of baby innocence.

An authoritative source, (the Singaporean Straits Times) cited an article in a Hong Kong paper with close ties to China's ruling Communist Party, that reported that North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un ordered the execution of his prominent Communist Party Uncle Jan Song Thae and five of his aides based on unproven allegations of corruption, drug use and a litany of other €anti-state€ acts.

Last month, sixty-seven year old Jan Song had been unceremoniously dragged out of a meeting of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea but couldn't possibly have envisioned his fate at the pudgy hands of dear nephew Jong-Un.

According to the Chinese reports, Kim Jong-Un, not content with simply executing his second-in-command, had dear uncle and his aides stripped naked, thrown into a cage, and devoured by 120 starving hunting hounds as he, his brother, and 300 other officials watched the hour-long execution.

Ironically, in a cruel Communist land where the citizenry are forced to eat the bark of trees to ward off starvation, North Korean dogs sometimes eat very well.

It's not known whether Jong-Un's fellow loonie, former NBA star Dennis Rodman, was in the audience cheering on the animals.

On New Years Day, residents of the liberal-leftist, deep-blue state of Colorado, the Centennial State with the motto, €Nil sine numine€ (Nothing without Providence), proudly and I guess providentially became the first state to sell marijuana for recreational use to achieve a different type of Rocky Mountain high.

Ignoring the fact, or possibly fully aware of the fact, it was opening the pot floodgates in America, Colorado began selling legal weed at prices up to $600 per ounce with a sharp eye on state revenue but with a blind eye to the social consequences of its greed. Indicative of the imminent tsunami, New York's Democrat Governor Andrew M. Cuomo, long an opponent of legalizing €medical marijuana,€ is now planning to issue an executive action that would allow limited use of the drug.

Aida and her two year old Evelyn Hernandez of Longmont became very aware of those consequences when she noticed her toddler had become sleepy, €opening and closing her eyes and she couldn't walk really well. She was weak.€ Hernandez attributed Evelyn's odd behavior to eating part of a cookie she found on the ground. The child ended up in the hospital, was tested for ingestion of marijuana but fortunately fully recovered.

Hernandez, Colorado and the rest of the country would be well advised to get accustomed in a hurry to witnessing odd behaviors in the future, without the excuse of toddler-hood, as legal pot smokers become the norm rather than the exception and America's future goes up in a smoky haze.

The good news is that President Barack Hussein Obama, an admitted pothead in his misbegotten youth, remains on the fence regarding nationwide legalization of marijuana use.

Considering his background and his tendency to €evolve€ on critical issues depending on how the political winds are blowing, it's all but certain he will soon issue an executive order permitting Americans to puff their brains out.

As for execution by hounds, word is he's still conferring with Kim Jong-Un on its effectiveness.
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